I haven't slept through the night in a week and I can't figure out what is wrong. Lack of sleep is bad for your health, not to mention it leaves you torpid during the day. Insanely long, tediously boring meetings at work put me to sleep, as was evidenced earlier today, maybe I should request we schedule them at 3:47am? Or I should dream of open action items and risk mitigation strategies? Maybe I could record them and play them back on the stereo in the bedroom. I've become quite fond of those survival shows on the discovery channel, like survivorman and man vs wild, and it has led me to want to run into the woods with a knife, flint, and parachute rope to build a shelter with woven sticks and pine needles, catch fish with my bare hands, set traps for rodents, and fall through ice on frozen ponds so that I will have minutes to start a fire and stave off hypothermia. If you don't see any updates to the S&T by April, send a search party please.
